I was waiting out my philosophy class. It was summer. I should be off to the beach... not stuck in this dirge of a classroom.

Exams starts in about 5 minutes. I passed offon any last minute reading. I'm pretty sure I'll manage.

Tick, tick, tick. Philosophy. I noticed scrawls on my armchair. There, in bold letters, was written WHORESHIP. Right beside Aquinas' Quinque Viae: 5 proofs of God's existence which was surely written by some desperate student for the purpose of a codigo.

I couldn't tell if the handwriting were the same.

WHORESHIP? God's existence. A 100-item examination on the Philosophy of Man: the paradox.